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pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

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hermionegranger:

Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace

#FINALLYSOMEONESAYSIT

Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

It’s a miracle!

That’s been the Republican strategy since day one of Obama’s presidency. Block the President at every turn, then blame him for not getting anything done. In fact, here’s Newt Gingrich openly admitting to it.

That’s why Republicans block jobs bills — so they can blame Obama for the economy still sucking. They’ve blocked budgets, resulting in a government shutdown that they then tried to blame on Obama. They’ve tried over and over again to block Obamacare, and complain that it’s a failure as they work their asses off to try to make it fail.

It’s kindergarten politics, and we need to vote these schmucks out in November. A bunch of white guys throwing temper tantrums and shouting NO! to everything just because they don’t like the president is no way to run a government, especially if we’re going to continue to pretend to be one of the greatest nations on earth.

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hatebat:

kxsxy:

sizvideos:

Video

OH MY GOD NO

*punches the wall*

Ya’ll should really watch the video instead of see these gifs

WATCH IT THE ENDING IS SO FUCKING GREAT

CRISTO

OH MY GOD I’M SO GLAD THE ENDING WAS BETTER I WAS GONNA CRY POOR BB JGDJFJFHHFJHKJF

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1 hour ago
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noonafeels:

OH MY I JUST SNORTED MY MILK.

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1 hour ago
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sluttyteenwolf:

THIS DOG IS BETTER AT ART THAN I AM ARE U KIDDING ME

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13 hours ago
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ashieart:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

It’s a wizard

taylorsplat:

ashieart:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

It’s a wizard

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19 hours ago
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combeferrecourfeyrac:

princessnononjakuzure:

a novel about a girl in high school who’s popular, likable and fashionably inclined with a fair amount of consensual sexual partners who is bullied by the quirky new girl who thinks she’s so much more special because she doesn’t wear makeup and isn’t “slutty” and every girl is a carbon copy except for her

 (x)

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5 hours ago
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legalmexican:

samaelcarver:

The Meme of our Years.

this post is beautiful

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13 hours ago
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